mormonstrous: theshrikeabyssal: squiddly—diddly: Now that gay marriage is legal in Nevada does that mean drunk straight dudes in Las Vegas can accidentally get married. #’accidentally’#’suppose we have to spend the rest of our lives together

mormonstrous: theshrikeabyssal: squiddly—diddly: Now that gay marriage is legal in Nevada does that mean drunk straight dudes in Las Vegas can accidentally get married. #’accidentally’#’suppose we have to spend the rest of our lives together

Addictedtonovelty:this Is By Far The Most Incredibly Stupid Statement I Have Heard In Literally Years Good Bye America

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The-Joy-Of-Reading:high-Temptations:cali-Cocaine:ooopsloloh Shit

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Wings-Scales-Fire:awwww-Cute: My Neighbor’s Puppy Found A Hole In The Fence, So He Popped By To Say Hello Yesterday Why Is The Sky Trapped In His Eyeballs

Michaelhizny:when People Tell Me I’m Going To Hell

Drhanniballecter:so My Friend’s Boyfriend Tried To Prank Him

Just-Shower-Thoughts:now That Cellphones Are Becoming More And More Waterproof, Pretty Soon It Will Be Okay To Push People Into Pools Again.

Prolicidal:envyadams:this Man Did Something That’s Already Expected Of Women But He Gets Extra Praise Cause He’s A Manno. A Lot Of Women Don’t Go To Cosmetology Classes To Learn How To Do Hair, They Have The Experience From Growing Up-Their Mom

Cutiewill:lumos5000:Everyone Can Go Home Now. This One Wins. We’re Already Home

Ruinedchildhood: Professor Got Cake Tho

Fartgallery:crocherlicious:fartgallery:the Best Thing About Easter Is Being Able To Say “Have A Good Egg” To Everyone And Not Sound Like A Complete Idiot I Don’t Know Who Told You That You Don’t Sound Like A Complete Idiot But I’m Sorry They

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