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fartgallery:crocherlicious:fartgallery:the best thing about Easter is being able to say “have a good egg” to everyone and not sound like a complete idiot I don’t know who told you that you don’t sound like a complete idiot but I’m sorry they

Theviscountconsett: Connorkawaii: I Love How Humans Have Literally Not Changed Throughout History Like The Graffiti From Pompeii Has People From Hundreds Of Years Ago Writing Stuff Like “Marcus Is Gay” “I Fucked A Girl Here” “Julius Your Mum

Phantomdoodler:phantomdoodler:whenever I Find Out A New Mutual Is A Lot Younger Than Me I Just Sort Ofi Was Not Expecting This To Get So Many Notes But I Am Happy That There Are So Many Pseudo-Mother-Child Relationships Happening On This Site

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Babydinosavr:i-Once-Had-A-Guy-Tell-Me:i Once Had A Drunk Guy Tell Me I Was Too Sexy To Be Shooting Up At A Party. He Knocked The Needle Out Of My Hands And Stepped On The Pen, Shattering The Casing, Telling Me I Should Thank Him By Giving Him My Number

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Zcatz: Zcatz: Zcatz: Fun Fact, I Have A Green Foil Star Balloon That I Was Given At The Zoo And It’s Still Fully Inflated Without Ever Being Refilled. Funner Fact? I Was Two Years Old When I Got It, Making It A 16 Year Old Balloon. I May Be Carrying

Twlboaj:on A Scale From Matilda To Carrie How Well Do You Handle Having Telekinesis And Terrible Parents

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Moist-Ashes: When I’m Saying Bye To My Friend

Malijuanastyles: This Single Scene Helped Define My Entire Childhood

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