ilovebooksandmaybeyou: ofdreamcatchersandangels: painfullysane: do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while In barvarian (Germany) that’s called: “goaßgschau”

ilovebooksandmaybeyou: ofdreamcatchersandangels: painfullysane: do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while In barvarian (Germany) that’s called: “goaßgschau”

Fiercefatfeminist: I Am A Strong Supporter Of Girls Complimenting Other Girls

Planetarychart: Leave Him Alone He’s Gotta Pee

Calms: Thisiselliz: Kids: Daddy Future Me: Dont Call Me That Kids: Why Not Dad? Future Me: Tumblr Fucked That Up For Y’all

Averagefairy: Do Yall Have Those Successful Friends That Always Say Shit Like “My Hair Is Messier Than My Life!!” Like Christina We All Know Damn Well Both Your Hair And Life Are Perfect Quit Lying. I Think Its Time For People To Stop Appropriating

G L O R I O U S

Farareusis: Pokemon Go Is So Wild To Me Like…. Pokemon Is Real. People Are Behaving As If Pokemon Is Real. “I’m Out Of Pokeballs So I Gotta Walk To The Nearest Pokestop To Get More” “Oh Wait For Me I Have Some Lures We Can Use” Like What.

G L O R I O U S

When Your Local Newspaper Publishes An Ill-Researched Article On Pokemon Go With A Fanart Of Drowzee Instead Of An Official Picture...

Fawnbabe: When I Say I Wanna Have Sex I Don’t Mean I Wanna Get Fucked And Cum I Mean I Wanna Makeout With Someone For Half An Hour On My Couch With Grabby Hands All Over My Body And Our Teeth Clashing Because We Get So Into It That We Can’t Stop

G L O R I O U S

Ellie: Beyonslayed: Errwardo: Me Me !Me!

Infinitefern: Tentacleheadcold: How The Fuck Can All These Men Be Old Man Jenkins? “Old Man Jenkins” Is A Title Inherited By The Strongest Old Guy In Bikini Bottom They All Constantly Battle To See Who Is Worthy.

Aprons ArabPorn