evidently-evil: calibornsbottomwhore: if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

evidently-evil: calibornsbottomwhore: if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

Leggomyahole: Livinglegend: Britney Spears Being FoRced To Promote Fellow Rca Artists Britney’s Face In The 2Nd Gif Reminds Me Of This

Buckbarrow: Do You Ever Have Second-Hand Obsessions Like One Of Your Friends Is Super Obsessed With A Thing So Whenever You See Something About It You’re Like “Yes This Thing” But You’re Not The One Obsessed With It. They Are. You Know Very Little

Ruinedchildhood:

Comedy Is Tragedy Plus Time

Briannathestrange: I Relate To This Sword Way Too Much

Nonbinarygoth: Im Tired Of U Fake Ratatouille Fans Thinking The Rats Name Is Ratatouille

Blackkesha: Please!!!!!! Wheres The Teacher??!?!?!?!??!?!? Im In Tears

Tastefullyoffensive: Who Is She? (Via Laterzzbaby)

Rocky On!

Littlemammal: At Work Last Week I Was Ringing Up This Guys Order And When He Signed I Was Trying To Read His Signature And I Was Like “Is Your Last Name Duck?” And He Got Really Nervous And He Was Like “Oh Nobodys Ever Uhh Noticed Before…. I

Obviousplant: We Are Filet Mignon.

Dailybadjokes: A Cowboy Rode Into Town And Stopped At A Saloon For A Drink. Unfortunately, The Locals Always Had A Habit Of Picking On Strangers, Which He Was. When He Finished His Drink, He Found His Horse Had Been Stolen. He Went Back Into The Bar,

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