The Common Chick

The Common Chick

Oprah Was Here

Borderzz: When Ur Watching A Paint Video And U Think U Kno What The Color Is Gonna Be But It Changes

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Floozys: Someone Asks Me To Do Something In My Job, Where I Am Paid To Do Things

Lunulata: Raptorific: Lunulata: I Think My Favorite Panic-Fueled Response To A Petitioner Was When Someone Came Up To Me In Union Square And Said “Hi, Would You Care To Sign Our Petition For Lgbt Rights?” And I Just Blurted Out “I’m Already

Aspiretostudy: Newjork: Aspiretostudy: Have Everyone Seen This Picture Of The Danish Cop Playing Games With A Little Syrian Refrugee On Her Way To Sweden? Ok? And? This Child Has Suffered In A Country Filled With Terror, Managed To Escape And Then

Thewinchesterswagger: I Was Flying Over Toronto And My Friend Saw Me

Allureable: Do You Ever Get A Really Good Hug From Someone And You’re Just Like Wait No Hug Me More Pls

Avatarstateyipyip: Friends: What Do You Want To Do? My Brain: Die Me @ My Brain: We Can’t Say That. These People Don’t Understand Casual Existential Despair

Aquarlus: “Hey Do You Want The Rest Of My-“

Frostbackcat: Aszecsei: Relentlessly Gay I Have Goals For When I Get A Yard.

Yndu: Allegedpsychologist: Yndu: Every Semicolon I’ve Ever Used Has Been A Shot In The Dark Semicolon Use Is Actually Quite Simple; Semicolons Separate Two Complete, Related Sentences. Cool; Bro

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