stability:tell me this girl on Next straight up told america she would do anal for a second date

stability:tell me this girl on Next straight up told america she would do anal for a second date

Rainbootsandunicycles: Johnnyjoestarrelatable: Imagine Your Parents Saying They’re Adopting A Child And They Bring Home A Talking Humanoid Mouse Wearing Clothes In The Book She Gives Birth To The Mouse So You Decide Which Version Is Better.

Oprah Was Here

Illmaticraj: Royeah: Thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Do Not Jingle Their Bell Without Their Permission! “This Has To Stop Karen! Im Putting My Paw Down!” I Love How The Cat Begins To Show More And More Emphasis

Smosh

Surprisebitch:

Minteh: “Cartoons? Isn’t That For Kids?” I Look Up And Smile “ Yes It Is” Suddenly My Appearance Shifts And Shrinks As I Become A Child. All My Money Turns To Monopoly Money And All My Bills Are Gone. My Adult Responsibilities Vanish, Finally

Smolperalta: Please Watch Brooklyn Nine Nine

That Time When Spain Didn't Exist

(@Tyleroakley)

I Bet You Thought You'd Seen The Last Of Me

The Common Chick

Eearth: It’s Wild To Think That Like.. All The Raw Materials To Make Like An Iphone.. Or A Laptop.. Or The Internet.. Have All Existed For Literally The Entire History Of Humanity.. All The Stuff.. Has Been Here.. On Earth.. And All The Natural Forces..

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