Me on January 20, 2017

Me on January 20, 2017

Meeting-All-Of-My-Standards: Thenightlymoist: Sixpenceee: Standing On Clear Ice Via Reddit User Javareallysucks Lies That’s Jesus If I Ever Saw Him When The Game Environment Doesn’t Load Before Your Character.

Operaspaz: Fach-Off: Barit0Wned: Bigbardafree: Montypla: Bigbardafree: As Someone Who Used To Sing A Lot Of Opera Can I Tell You If You Flub A Word In Italian And Substitute It With Different Kinds Of Pasta Nobody Notices What If You Forget An

Godlessondheimite: I Would Date An Actor Just So I Can Tell People That My Boyfriend’s An Actor And Then They’d Be Like “Oh? What’s He Been In?” And I’d Say “Me” And Raise My Wine Glass And Laugh Because In This Scenario I’m At A Fancy

Spaced-Queen: Badasscannabitch: Pixelpoison: Men Frankly Can Suck My Fucking Toe, But Girls…I Love You This Is Me Af Imagine Being The “Oh My God Youre Beautiful” Girl I Would Go Into Cardiac Arrest

Bombtraq: This Looks Like Someone Got Sabotaged Af On Cutthroat Kitchen

Estxcada: I Remember When I Was 9 Years Old Neopets Taught Me What Cum Meant. Not What An Orgasm Is, But What The Word Cum Meant. I Was Postin On The Neoboards, Doing My 9 Year Old Thing, And All Of A Sudden I Was Kicked Off The Forum And Blocked?????

Lumpyrug: Refinery29: This Disgusting Pro-Sexual Assault T-Shirt Being Sold In Spencers Gifts Stores Is Proof That Donald Trump’s Pernicious Influence Is Already Taking Effect The Cringe-Y Shirts May Now Be Out Of Sight At That Portland Store, But

Thisiselliz:that White Girl In Tarzan Nasty As Hell She Just Let A Monkey Man Smash Bruh Never Had A Bath Never Brushed His Teeth Never Had A Job

Joshpeck: Get Him, Kimberly

Whencartoonsruletheworld: Chainerstorment: Kingloptr: Chazzaroo47: Novellaqueen: Do Older Generations Not Get Fatalistic Humor?? Like The Other Day My Friend’s Parents Were Hanging Around And We Were Joking And I Was Like “Well No Matter What

I Bet You Thought You'd Seen The Last Of Me

Irontemple: What Was He Doing In A Field Of Cows.

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