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Pi3Rced-Sirens: Apparently You Can’t Like A Band If You Don’t Know All The Member’s Full Names, Every Word To Every Song They’ve Ever Written, How Many Times A Day They Use The Bathroom, Their Blood Type And Own A Sample Of Their Hair.

Let's Talk About Sex, Baby

Acruelstar: S-Erene-Shores: I’ve Grown So Unattached From People Like I Could Literally Move Across The Country Tomorrow And Not Give A Shit About Leaving Anyone Except For Like 3 People It’s Funny Because It’s So Fucking True.

Where The Pixi's Live

Candimarie101: Devildiaries: Oldtobythewizard: If Your Childhood Cartoons Aged With You. Why Do I Love This So Weird

Clitzy: Apparently A ‘Suicide Wank’ Is Where You Are About To Blow A Load And Then Call Out To Your Parents And Try And Finish By The Time They Come Find You

Jennstarkid: Jennstarkid: Jennstarkid: I Am Laughing So Hard Who Is This Guy You Have The Wrong Number Oh My God I Cant Stop Laughing Though This Guy Guys Oh My God Stop Texting Him I Am Scared Now

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Koteddo: Koteddo: My Sister Invited A Bunch Of Friends And There Isn’t Enough Place In Her Room So They Just Gathered On My Bed……………………………… Updatei Joined The Party

Jakemalik: Jakemalik: My Dad Hid In The Shower Once With A Jar Jar Binks Mask And A Knife Just To Scare Me And Got It On Camera Happy Father’s Day Everyone

Latviia: Michaxl: Do She Got Shiduuuuuuu

The-Doctor-To-My-Tardis: Behind-A-Wall-Of-Illusion: Robertdowneyhiddles: I Present To You People That Look Like Animated Characters You’re Welcome Oh God Chris Hemsworth Jfc

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