zooeyclairedeschanel: yes my thighs touch and so do the rest of my legs and also my feet in fact my whole bottom half is in one piece i am a mermaid

zooeyclairedeschanel: yes my thighs touch and so do the rest of my legs and also my feet in fact my whole bottom half is in one piece i am a mermaid

I Hate Teachers Who Dont Let U Go To The Bathroom Because “Too Many People Went Already” Like Yea But None Of Those People Were Me And Our Bladders Arent Connected So Just Because They Peed Already Doesnt Mean I Dont Have To Pee Anymore

Himezawa: Converse-Universe: Just Realised That The British Currency Does This. Mind. Blown. Sssssssh

Precarioussanity: Aradiyeah: Tacoposey: What If We Just Created A Fandom For A Tv Show That Doesn’t Exist And We Build It Up Really Big And Make A Ton Of Inside Jokes Until The Internet Just Accepts It As A Real Show And It Starts Getting Included

Atokniiro: Please Don’t Remove The Artist’s Caption/Comment When You Reblog A Drawing/Comic/Etc. I Obviously Can’t Speak For Everyone, But In My Case The Caption Is Often An Addition To The Joke, And If You Take It Away, You Take Away A Part Of

Mmmcookies22: Punziepond: Kittykittydontpanic: Bougiegal: Just A Reminder Than Tumblr Gets Face Characters Fired And If You Keep Going In This Direction With The New Peter Pan Face Character You Are All So Suddenly Obsessed With You’re Going To

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Kushstagram: “Eating Mcdonalds All The Time Will Make You Have Acne And Be Fat”

Deen Me: Today In 'Reasons I Love James Deen'

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Best-Of-Funny: Heartsofthebroken: Paperangelsandplastichearts: I Can’t I’m Done I Just Can’t Nightblogging At Its Fucking Greatest. X

Sex-Like-A-Nympho: Brush Your Shoulders Off

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