voldermorts: 95malene: wondering how many miles I’ve scrolled on tumblr Imagine how skinny I would be if i ran those

voldermorts: 95malene: wondering how many miles I’ve scrolled on tumblr Imagine how skinny I would be if i ran those

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Burgrs: I Thought I Left My Ipod In The Theater So We Went Back To Look For It And I Couldn’t See So I Turned On My Ipod To Give Me Some Light So I Could Find My Ipod Do U See Where This Is Going Because I Did Not

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Miss-Dumpliing: Booty

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Flesh-O-Sphere: 寄生

Chekhov: In Fifth Grade We Were Making Little Clay Statues And Mine Came Out Shitty So I Left A Big Air Pocket In It So It Would Explode When The Teacher Put It In The Kiln And It Exploded So Hard It Destroyed Ten Other Kids’s Statues And They Were

Imagine-Your-Fav-Character: Imagine Your Favorite Character As A Child Version Of Himself, And You Have The Responsibility Of Taking Care Of Him Until He Changes Back To His Original Form

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Saschablaus: Mukuroikusaba: Kicks A Massive Hole In Wall Rose Guys I Just Shaved My Legs Feel Them Why The Fuck Would You Do That Do You Know How Dangerous That Ioh They’re Really Smooth Wow

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