zarquonwhatwasthat: freckledtrekkie: teamfreekickass: paging-doctorfaggot: IS THAT WHY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT ON THE PHONE FUCK MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN THIS OH MY GOD That means my voice is so horribly high

zarquonwhatwasthat: freckledtrekkie: teamfreekickass: paging-doctorfaggot: IS THAT WHY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT ON THE PHONE FUCK MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN THIS OH MY GOD That means my voice is so horribly high

Envynvl93: Ozzyosborntodie: Well I Found My Yearbook Quote Omg….

Jimmynovakancy: Fucking Tell Girls They’re Cute. Tell Boys They’re Cute. People Are Cute. Look At Them Living And Having Eyelashes And Little Tummies. Sometimes People Are So Fucking Cute And When You Tell Them They’re Cute They Smile And That’s

Gnarly: Sometimes You Just Need To Lay On The Floor And Do Nothing For Three Years

Never Grow Up

Packingmybaggins: There’s A Blind Boy In One Of My English Teacher’s Classes And Last Week Our Assignment Was To Write Poetry About Nature… This Is What He Turned In: Roses Are Black Violets Are Black Everything Is Black I Can’t See.

Tbhtumblah: Wristsareforbracelets: 2000Ish: Remember When 15 Cent Wanted To Fuck Penny But Oscar Was All Up On His Ass. Their Baby Would Be 16 Cent It Took Me A Second

Kyliehilton: Babyferaligator: I Bet The Teachers Talk Shit About Us To Other Teachers One Time In The Hallway I Walked Past My English Teacher And A Councelor And The Councelor Goes “I Just Wanna Punch That Kid In The Fucking Face God Dammit”

Spookyheckspanic: Allmonds: Sluttyoliveoil: Allmonds: Stand: I I Dont Get It Someone Explain I Understand Then Fuckibg Tell Me It Took Me Three Years To Fucking Understand This Joke

Bedofproses: Scientists Tell Us That All Water Is Old Water, That There Is No Room For Originality, That Everything Is Recycled. The Anguish Of Achilles Bleeding Out Face-Down In The Trojan Dirt Mingles With That Of A Stockbroker Caught In The Ebb And

Radcoolswag: Stasiascrolls: Ok Tumblr, I Hear You Loud And Clear. Leonardo Does Deserve An Oscar. But Are We Just Going To Ignore The Fact That Johnny Depp Has No Oscar Either? He Has Never Won An Oscar What The Fuck Is Wrong With The Academy

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Still-Deciding-World: This Is One Of The Best Television Moments Ever

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