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I suck at texting unless I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something Me and you are close as fuck

I suck at texting unless I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something Me and you are close as fuck

 I suck at texting unless I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something

Ittybittyspook: Dawb: How Can This Still Be Relevant 20 Years Later? Because Burger King Is Still Around?

Ittybittyspook:  Dawb:  How Can This Still Be Relevant 20 Years Later?  Because Burger

Defnotyouraveragewoman: Romaniprincess: Thegoddamazon: Samwiseg: Bubba: Have You Ever Been On A Real Shrimp Boat? Forrest Gump: No, But I’ve Been On A Real Big Boat. Finally. The Gif Set We’ve All Been Waiting For. When I Watched This Movie When

Defnotyouraveragewoman:  Romaniprincess:  Thegoddamazon:  Samwiseg: Bubba: Have You

Jaxblade07: Gamerscanbecute: Cartoon Screencaps Are Weird Sometimes…In The Best Way! The Classics

Jaxblade07:  Gamerscanbecute:  Cartoon Screencaps Are Weird Sometimes…In The Best

Gluttonyguilt: My Honest Life

Gluttonyguilt:  My Honest Life

Confiscate-Your-Lace: Vardaesque: Silvenhorror: Gerardandlindseyway: Onthesideoftheotters: Iamahendrocks: This Is An Eyeshadow Called Nic Cage Raking Leaves On A Brisk October Afternoon. Yes. Really. Wow I Love That Eyeshadow You’re Wearing,

Confiscate-Your-Lace:  Vardaesque:  Silvenhorror:  Gerardandlindseyway:  Onthesideoftheotters:

Soudamnspooky: Soudamnspooky: If I Had To Rate My Sexuality On A Scale Of 1-10, With 1 Being Heterosexual And 10 Being Homosexual, I Would Rate It √-1 Im So Fucking Mad This Text Post Never Got Successful Its A Fucking Math Joke The Joke Is That

Soudamnspooky:  Soudamnspooky:  If I Had To Rate My Sexuality On A Scale Of 1-10,

Nanamii-Chiaki: I Forgot To Post This The Other Day, I Dont Know How I Forgot Omg A Few Days Ago When I Was Sitting Outside Of A Doctor’s Office With My Dad Waiting For The Door To Open, While Waiting Made Conversation With An 80-Something Year Old

Nanamii-Chiaki:  I Forgot To Post This The Other Day, I Dont Know How I Forgot Omg A

Pussylipgloss: You’re A Girl And Yes I Called U Cute I Meant It Full Homo I Don’t Half Ass Anything

Pussylipgloss:  You’re A Girl And Yes I Called U Cute I Meant It Full Homo I Don’t

Peach Time

Peach Time

Good Morning!

Good Morning!

Sclez: Non-Gender Specific Terms For Describing Romantic Partners Lover Partner Significant Other The Person I’m Seeing Spouse (Long Term Relationships) Sweetheart A Litany Of Embarrassing Pet Names Their Name World’s Greatest Sex Machine

Sclez:  Non-Gender Specific Terms For Describing Romantic Partners Lover Partner

Taylorvomit: Elation-Success: Potatoandotherwise: Oh My God My Mom Came Home And From The Kitchen She Just Started Yelling Like Using My Middle Name And Everything So I Come Out Of My Room And I’m Like “Dang Woman What The Frick” And She Holds

Taylorvomit:  Elation-Success:  Potatoandotherwise:  Oh My God My Mom Came Home And

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