despookinator: what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

despookinator: what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

Pulpfanfiction: Nayx: Print It. Fuck It. Am I Supposed To Laugh At “Print It. Fuck It.” Or The Fact That The Dude Is The Fucking Same Guy As The Little Advertisement In The Same Position Im So Confused

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Cokeflow:

Oomshi: Umbreeons: My Vagina Is Tingling…This Can Only Mean One Thing…

Today My 11 Year Old Brother Wanted Us To Go Outside And Play With His Bb Gun But My Dad Wasn’t Around, So I Was Like “Idk, Maybe We Shouldn’t Use It Without Adult Supervision” And He Just Stared At Me And I Realized I Am 20 I Am An Adult I Am

Tacoposey: Laurynsworld: Tacoposey: On A Scale Of One To Ten How Ashamed Do You Think Tumblr Is To Have The Same Logo Font As Toddlers And Tiaras Jesus Christ Did U Think I Was Lying

Nathanthompson23: Jooliboo: There Are Over 500 Types Of Pasta. Wow. The Pastabilities Are Endless

Previouslysirlestrange: Ja’mie: Private School Girl - Episode 1

Jigglemyboobies: Kushaw: Jigglemyboobies: Why Was Hitler Hit With A Baseball? Because He Was A Fucking Racist, Sexist And Homophobic Nationalistic Douchebag No Because He Did Nazi It Coming

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Ladyjameson: Jen-Suis: Luvr4Photography: Watchtheskytonight: Runaeveena: Is He From Star Wars? Everybody Is Basically Captain America Except For Captain America Ehehehehehehhe Why No One Commented On The Fact That The 6 Year Old Knew None But

Planets-Bend-Between-Us: It Thoroughly Pisses Me Off That A Woman’s Period Is Not A Valid Excuse For Her To Miss Work, School, Family Events, Etc. I Mean, Depending On The Person, Women Can Experience Anything From Headaches To Vomiting To Excruciating

sexting sexy_saffron