darrynek: bra pics? how dare you. how fucking dare you. hey put on your bikini we’re going to the beach

darrynek: bra pics? how dare you. how fucking dare you. hey put on your bikini we’re going to the beach

Gnastly: I Want You To Have Sex With Me, But More Importantly, I Want You To Tell Me Your Deepest Thoughts At 3 Am, And Get Goosebumps When I Kiss Your Ear, And Hold My Hand When I’m Nervous. I Want For You To Read Me Your Favorite Books, And To Help

Korean-Mulan: Zemael: I Don’t Really Think I’m That Good At Anatomy (Or Females) But This Is Quite A Popular Request So… I’m Making A Tutorial, And This Is The Part To Show You What Not To Do With Your Fellow Humans. More Coming… Eventually.

Cosmopolitan-Wanderlust: You Know What I Absolutely Love In A Relationship? I Love When You Catch Your Lover Sneaking A Peek At You Or Checking You Out When They Think You’re Not Paying Attention. That Look Is A Tell All. You Can See In Their Face

Sagihairius: One Time My Teacher Gave Me An F On A Paper And Wrote “See Me After School” On It And I Was Stressing All Day About It But When I Went Later To Ask Her What Was Wrong With It She Changed The F To An A And Said “You Were Pissing Me

Theperksofbeing-Kate: This Is The Best Gifset Of My Life

Andrewhussiesbosom: I Hit My Arm On The Doorway And Shouted “Loud Angry Yelling” And My Fucking Mom Comes In Like “R U Ok I Heard Some Loud Angry Yelling” I’m Laughing Like A Walrus

Spookrezipyrope: Ten Years Ago I Would Be Like “Ew Boys” And My Mom Would Say “Well Someday You’ll Like Boys” But Congratulations Mom You Raised A Queer Kid So Ew Boys

Baconmane: Theshortcake: Notallwhowanderarelost5: Ouch This Happens To My Friends A Lot! Holy Hell I Can Hear The Fuckin Snark In My Head Omfg.

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Combyourgamzeedaily: Radg1Rlpyrope: Justsaynope: Acid-Pikachu: Starbucksfag: Thefreshprinceeffect: Splendidly-English: More Painful Than Any Bullet Satan’s Handgun. Have Mercy What Kind Of Terrible Person Would Create This I Want It. I

Thebaconsandwichofregret: Nipplethief: Seduce Me With Film References As You Wish

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