countspockula: convixial: i understood all of that

countspockula: convixial: i understood all of that

Sexhaver: Tyleroakley: Decaffeinate-O: I Feel Like You Shouldn’t Be Teaching Me This. Nobody Should Ever Be Teaching Tyler Oakley How To Pick Locks, Jesus Christ Can You Imagine The Chaos

Weight-A-Second: Missvoltairine: Lafemmedominicana: Kodak-Taught-Me: The World’s Greatest Essay, Written By A 12-Year-Old Who Really, Really Hates Plain Doughnuts. I Am Crying It’s Just A Bagel! A Bagel! This Child Is A Genius.

Oaf-Whisperer: They Call Me Girl They Call Me Stacey They Call Me Her They Call Me Esteban Julio Montoya De La Rosa Ramírez That’s Not My Name That’s Not My Name That’s Not My Name That’s Not My Name

Fuckyouimawizardcop: Jerk-Bitch-Casbutt: Mitsukake: Raptorific: The Fact That Wizard Law Enforcement Found A Dude’s Finger And Immediately Closed The Investigation, Declared Him Dead, And Concluded That The Only Possible Explanation For Why They

Christineismychapel: Poehlerfey: You Spoil Thor And I Will Find You And End You Too Late. I Already Bought Him A New Video Game And A Pony. His Bed Time Is Never.

Verycoolandnice: I Found Out My Sister Was Pregnant Because She Had An Alarm Set Every Day That Said “Birth Control” And One Day It Said “Vitamins” Instead

Skittlenator: I Cannot.

Itsalexthelionn: Vuls: Breaks Down Your Front Door I Just Shaved My Legs Feel Them Why The Fuck Would Y- Oh Wow So Smooth

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Hoebama: Pretty Girls Who Can Pull Off Messy Hair And No Make Up And Have Eyebrow Game Strong Enough To Kill Half The Population Are A Serious Threat And I Am Afraid Of Them

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