fuckyouimawizardcop: jerk-bitch-casbutt: mitsukake: raptorific: The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they

fuckyouimawizardcop: jerk-bitch-casbutt: mitsukake: raptorific: The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they

Christineismychapel: Poehlerfey: You Spoil Thor And I Will Find You And End You Too Late. I Already Bought Him A New Video Game And A Pony. His Bed Time Is Never.

Verycoolandnice: I Found Out My Sister Was Pregnant Because She Had An Alarm Set Every Day That Said “Birth Control” And One Day It Said “Vitamins” Instead

Skittlenator: I Cannot.

Itsalexthelionn: Vuls: Breaks Down Your Front Door I Just Shaved My Legs Feel Them Why The Fuck Would Y- Oh Wow So Smooth

The Whip Hand

Pendulum

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Hoebama: Pretty Girls Who Can Pull Off Messy Hair And No Make Up And Have Eyebrow Game Strong Enough To Kill Half The Population Are A Serious Threat And I Am Afraid Of Them

Hoebama: Pretty Girls Who Can Pull Off Messy Hair And No Make Up And Have Eyebrow Game Strong Enough To Kill Half The Population Are A Serious Threat And I Am Afraid Of Them

Joshpeckofficial: Stayathomehector: I Think My Sink Is Clogged I’m Deleting My Blog

Tawkwardturtle: Thefuuuucomics: Hello Mailman, This Is Dog. I Am Here To Assist My Human In Fetching The Mail. Would You Be So Kind And Insert All Envelopes Into My Mouth? Thank You, Sir. Have A Lovely Day. Look, Human! I Has Mail! I’m Pretty Sure

Gosh I&Amp;Rsquo;M Such A Whore.