verycoolandnice: I found out my sister was pregnant because she had an alarm set every day that said “BIRTH CONTROL” and one day it said “VITAMINS” instead

verycoolandnice: I found out my sister was pregnant because she had an alarm set every day that said “BIRTH CONTROL” and one day it said “VITAMINS” instead

Skittlenator: I Cannot.

Itsalexthelionn: Vuls: Breaks Down Your Front Door I Just Shaved My Legs Feel Them Why The Fuck Would Y- Oh Wow So Smooth

The Whip Hand

Pendulum

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Hoebama: Pretty Girls Who Can Pull Off Messy Hair And No Make Up And Have Eyebrow Game Strong Enough To Kill Half The Population Are A Serious Threat And I Am Afraid Of Them

Hoebama: Pretty Girls Who Can Pull Off Messy Hair And No Make Up And Have Eyebrow Game Strong Enough To Kill Half The Population Are A Serious Threat And I Am Afraid Of Them

Joshpeckofficial: Stayathomehector: I Think My Sink Is Clogged I’m Deleting My Blog

Tawkwardturtle: Thefuuuucomics: Hello Mailman, This Is Dog. I Am Here To Assist My Human In Fetching The Mail. Would You Be So Kind And Insert All Envelopes Into My Mouth? Thank You, Sir. Have A Lovely Day. Look, Human! I Has Mail! I’m Pretty Sure

Gosh I&Amp;Rsquo;M Such A Whore.

Carry-On-My-Wayward-Butt: Cantcatchthesloth: The Complete Set Of Posters, Made By Students At New College Of Florida. Proceeds To Print Out And Plaster These Everywhere

Our Halloween Costumes! Drop Dead Fred And Lizzie (Snotface) In Our Guilty Sweaters!