jncera: If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

jncera: If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

Koryos: Koryos: So I’ve Been Experimenting With Ways To Make The Axolotls’ Feeding Less Messy And I Found These Tiny Candleholders That Looked Perfect But I Put Food In One For Moony And He Keeps Biting The Sides And Going All Around It And He

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Mirrortraffic: New Developments Apparently My Mom Is Not Even Home And The Person I Hear Puttering Around The House Is The Carpet Cleaning Service I’ve Been Yelling ‘Grill Me A Cheese’ At Them For 20 Minutes

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Defnotyouraveragewoman: Gayseal: Well There You Have It Folks Ohhh They Probably Think It’s Something Else Ohhh I Adore Old People.

Slytheringsnake: My Sister Just Tried To Ask Me If I Wanted To Go To Bed But Instead It Came Out “Do You Need To Use The Sleep?” And Then She Just Kinda Looked Really Horrified At Herself And Whispered &Amp;Ldquo;Maybe I Need To Use The Sleep&Amp;Rdquo;

Forever90S: “Mom, Listen, I Haven’t Been Together With Topanga For 22 Years, But We Have Been Together For 16. That’s A Lot Longer Than Most Couples Have Been Together. I Mean, When We Were Born, You Told Me That We Used To Take Walks In Our Strollers

Defnotyouraveragewoman: Niknak79: The Floor Is Laaava!!!! Instant Trip Back To The 3Rd Grade.

Anberlins: Courage Is Not The Absence Of Fear, But Rather The Judgment That Something Is More Important Than Fear. The Brave May Not Live Forever, But The Cautious Do Not Live At All.

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