togainunochi: when you realize someone you like is actually fucking disgusting and the kind of people you hate with every single fiber in your being

togainunochi: when you realize someone you like is actually fucking disgusting and the kind of people you hate with every single fiber in your being

Theprettygoodgatsby: Starxapple: Starxapple: My Grandpa Has A Date Tonight And Hes Really Old And In A Wheelchair And Has To Drag Around This Breathing Machine But Hes Just Sitting There Waiting For The Hospice Shuttle To Take Him To Pick Up His Date

Llttlemermaid: Straight Girls Who Like Boy Butts Is So Confusing To Me Like Why??? Fuck You Gonna Do With It? Bitches Be Scared To Stick A Finger In A Asshole Talking Mad Game Like Unf Boy Butts But When It Comes Down To It They Ain’t Going Nowhere

Gierlichmypussy: When People Give Me Compliments I Feel Like A Vending Machine Trying To Accept A Wrinkly Dollar And It’s Just Really Frustrating For Everyone Involved

Sorryblondie: But She’ll Die On Her Own! I Can Live With That. Requested By Anon

Heyreallygiger: If I Ever Met Satan The First Thing I Would Say Is “Did It Hurt…When You Fell From Heaven??” It Would Be Hilarious. The Next Thing I Would Do Is Probably Burst Into Flame And Get Impaled Dozens Of Times But It Would Still Be Hilarious

The-Bitch-Goddess-Success: The Worst Part About Periods Is Like The Betrayal Like I Wash You, Vagina I Buy You Nice Toys I Even Give You A Hair Cut Sometimes And You Gon Do Me Like This, Vagina? You Gon Do Me Like This Bitch Panties Don’t Grow On

Fancypancakes: Confused-Companion: Whoever Wrote This Line Needs To Receive A Medal I Will Reblog This Until My Fingers Bleed

Killer-Squirtle: Join-The-Moriparty: Sexytimesonfire: Leonardo-Dicaprisun: Al4Skan: Im Actually Laughing So Hard At This The Guy With The Camera Has The Purest Canadian Accent I’ve Ever Heard Omfg Canadians Are Weird Is That Big Girls Dont Cry

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Fortheloveofwildlife: Smiley Boy :)

Epic-Vines: Dont Get Caught By Super Snitch Vine By: Comedianchris

Unclefather: If You Don’t Let Me Kiss You After I Suck Ur Dick That’s Kinda Like… Why Didn’t Your Mother Teach You Manners

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