sorryblondie: But she’ll die on her own! I can live with that. requested by anon

sorryblondie: But she’ll die on her own! I can live with that. requested by anon

Heyreallygiger: If I Ever Met Satan The First Thing I Would Say Is “Did It Hurt…When You Fell From Heaven??” It Would Be Hilarious. The Next Thing I Would Do Is Probably Burst Into Flame And Get Impaled Dozens Of Times But It Would Still Be Hilarious

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Fancypancakes: Confused-Companion: Whoever Wrote This Line Needs To Receive A Medal I Will Reblog This Until My Fingers Bleed

Killer-Squirtle: Join-The-Moriparty: Sexytimesonfire: Leonardo-Dicaprisun: Al4Skan: Im Actually Laughing So Hard At This The Guy With The Camera Has The Purest Canadian Accent I’ve Ever Heard Omfg Canadians Are Weird Is That Big Girls Dont Cry

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Fortheloveofwildlife: Smiley Boy :)

Epic-Vines: Dont Get Caught By Super Snitch Vine By: Comedianchris

Unclefather: If You Don’t Let Me Kiss You After I Suck Ur Dick That’s Kinda Like… Why Didn’t Your Mother Teach You Manners

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Lady Amalthea: That Chick Who Makes Porn

Daetrimental: More Glow In The Dark Paint Photos

Ittybittymanatee: Heretic-Hero: Knitters Wanted For Penguin Pullovers The Penguin Foundation Has A Global Call Out For Knitters To Make Pullovers For Penguins In Rehab. Penguins Caught In Oil Spills Need The Little Jumpers To Keep Warm And To Stop

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