unclefather: dadbang: unclefather: i want to wear an E.T. mask while getting hit from behind I want a relationship like that

unclefather: dadbang: unclefather: i want to wear an E.T. mask while getting hit from behind I want a relationship like that

Icekittty: Xx

Toukos: U Ever Have That Friend Where Ur Like. Yes Lets Get An Apartment Together. Lets Adopt 200 Cats. Lets Do It

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Thealaurynchippendale: ” In Hollywood, I’m Obese,I’m Considered A Fat Actress. I’m Val Kilmer In That One Picture On The Beach. [..] I’m Never Going To Starve Myself For A Part,I Don’t Want Little Girls To Be Like, ‘Oh, I Want To Look

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Boo-Tyluvr: If A Guy Calls You Princess In A Condescending Manner Assert Your Newly Appointed Royal Status And Have Him Beheaded.

Thelittlesnowqueen: &Amp;Ldquo;Good Looking Parents Sing Disney’s Frozen (Love Is An Open Door)&Amp;Rdquo; So I Think My Wife And I Enjoy Disney’s Frozen Soundtrack More Than Our Daughter, But I’ll Let You All Be The Judge Of That. This Is My New Dream

Misshealthgeek: A Very Picky Chinese Farmer Who Had A Bout Of Genius Decided That Pears Were Boring.. Tasty But Very Boring And Uninteresting. As Any Modern Day Picasso Or Brilliant Person Does He Decide To Go Against His Mother’s Words And Play

Un-Spooky: … … I Guess It Was A Killer Joke, Eh Tony? :D

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Jaclcfrost: Ignore Unnecessary Negativity. Like “You’re Too Old To Go In The Inflatable Bouncy Castle”. Don’t Listen To Things Like That. Don’t Let Them Control Your Life. Go Into That Inflatable Castle. Bounce Around All You Want. Stare Intently

0Nechoice: Thank You Jenni Herd

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