enochiangallifreyeanelvish: flowercrownimpala: i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like well this is fucking stupid [Robert Pattison screaming in the distance]

enochiangallifreyeanelvish: flowercrownimpala: i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like well this is fucking stupid [Robert Pattison screaming in the distance]

The Whip Hand

Dafuqbruv: Today In Maths, Someone Behind Me Said “I’m Cold.” And My Automatic Response Was To Reply “Hi Cold, I’m Dad.” And In That Moment, I Realised. That I, A Sixteen Year Old Girl, Had Become A Dad.

Ppolishprincess: Where Is This I Need 2 Go Its So Dreamy

Pizzaforpresident: I Went To A Party Once And Everyone Was Supposed To Pitch In Some Money To Buy Adderall. I Had Never Tried Or Even Heard Of It But I Was Young And Stupid So I Gave Them 20 Bucks. Later On, After We All Took It, Everybody Was Going

Anubis No

Chaotic Stupid

Little-Miss-Frisky: Ugh I Can’t Wait For This!!!!

Pizza ✌

Sex, Oral And Rock And Roll

Evanfreaknetzel: Ask-Historiareiss: Femmeanddangerous: Artifact From The Secret Cabinets Of Catherine The Great. Commissioned By Her Lover Grigory Orlov. Is That A Dildo Knife The Killdo

Heliolisk: Heliolisk: Heliolisk: Heliolisk: This Bathroom Has So Many Urinals Im So Happy Wait Ill Show You So At First Ur Like That’s Not Muchbut Wait Theres More I Hope You Know That Hell Is A Real Place And It Doesnt Have Bathrooms

Wanny

FauxBait FayeReagan