sharingneedles: boy: (stops texting me) me: (texts other boy ive been ignoring for a few weeks) hey haha sorry i was busy what’s up

sharingneedles: boy: (stops texting me) me: (texts other boy ive been ignoring for a few weeks) hey haha sorry i was busy what’s up

Bastille: How The Fuck Do Some Of Y’all Sleep In The Nude Like What If Ya Mumma Walks In And You’re All Spread Out With Your Junk Hanging Out? Who’s Gonna Help U Then? The Lord Our Savior? I Don’t Think So

Pouty Lil Girl

Castiel-Knight-Of-Hell: Soras-Majestic-Butt: Do You Ever Catch Yourself Thinking Of Something So Weird And Fucked Up That You Have To Stop Mid-Thought And Your Face Is Our Thoughts Aren’t Always From Us. Sometimes Random Thoughts Are Our Brain

Beantownbailout: Mustaleski: Matildathedragonfly: Knownorwegian: In Norwegian, You Don’t Refer To Your Romantic Partner As A “Boyfriend” Or “Girlfriend”. You Say “Kjæreste”, Which Is Gender Neutral And Literally Translates To “The

Natcistic-Blog-Deactivated20220: From Humble Hillbilly Stocks, She’s Been A Witch Since Birth. Her Power And Humanity Separating Her From Everyone Around Her. In Fact, Those Around Her Tried Endlessly To Destroy Her In Order To Mask Their Own Evil

Fats: Monicalewinsky1996: One Of My Favourite Things In Life Is Towels That Are Big Enough To Wrap Around My Fat Ass God Damn It Yes

It’s A Bit

Abomasnow: Hector-Inhale: Abomasnow: Itswhatyouwant-Need: Abomasnow: Reasons You Should Fuck Me: My Hair Is Really Soft And It’ll Feel Nice Balled Up In Your Fist When You Take Me From Behind Why Don’t Girls Ever Actually Talk Like This, Do

I'd Very Much Like To Punch A Feminist.

Embrasement: Fucking Thanks

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Kookie667: A Kid Behind Me In The Theater Asked His Mom What A Jackson Pollock Was