if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them

if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them

I Don't Have Anything Clever To Say

I Don't Have Anything Clever To Say

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