partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead

partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead

Twohustlers: Hustle Hard Mondays

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Iamagirlwithredhair: Itsmorifarty: Biologytextbook: When Someone Taller Than You Hugs You And You Kind Of Put Your Head On Their Chest And It Feels Really Protective And Warm Like Godamn If Thats Not The Greatest Shit In The World Alternatively, Being

Carpe Diem, Carpe Noctem, Carpe Natibus!

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“Eat” The Damn Play-Doh Cookies. Slurp The Invisible Soup. Pretend That They’re Not Causing Grievous Bodily Harm As They “Brush” Your Hair. Always Be Serious When Asked What You’d Like For Dinner, And Never Say Something Silly Like Rabbit

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