i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like “sorry i’m not gay” bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like “sorry i’m not gay” bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

Pizza: If You Took Someone’s Brand New Laptop And Uninstalled Internet Explorer Then They’d Never Be Able To Get On The Internet Because To Get On The Internet They Would Need To Go On The Internet And Install A Program To Be Able To Use The Internet

Pull The Trigger Bitch.

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To Breaking The Locks

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To Breaking The Locks

To Breaking The Locks

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Stardust And Moonlight

Bonesofbirch: You Are Allowed To Terminate Toxic Relationships You Are Allowed To Walk Away From People Who Hurt You You Are Allowed To Be Angry And Selfish And Unforgiving You Don’t Owe Anyone An Explanation For Taking Care Of Yourself

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