best-of-text-posts: I wasn’t mad. Then you asked me 20 times if I was mad. Now I’m mad.

best-of-text-posts: I wasn’t mad. Then you asked me 20 times if I was mad. Now I’m mad.

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Smol Smouldering Potato

Cocainacowboy: Ahahaha

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Lovequotesrus: Everything Love

Solluxx: Paranoidpot8To: There Is A Fucking Cow Trying To Get Inside My House I Am Home Alone What Do I Do There Is A Cow Pressing Its Face Against The Window Tell It To Mooove

Anybody Up For Some Existential Dread?

Fuckyeahcomicsbaby: Getting A Job In A Nutshell

Fuckkyouasshole: Oooeygooeygoodness: Copycat Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme Ingredients:6 Large Flour Tortillas6 Small Corn Tortillas 1 Pound Ground Beef1 Package Taco Seasoningsour Creamnacho Cheese Shredded Lettucediced Tomatoes Directions:brown Ground

Meladoodle: My Director Yesterday Was Like ‘Alright Grab The Nearest Hottest Person And Kiss Them On The Lips’ As A Joke So I Said ‘Haha I Can’t Kiss Myself’ And No One Heard Except This One Guy And So He Stole My Joke And Shouted ‘I Can’t

Willyumbeckett: One Time This Guy In My Class Drew A Penis On The Blackboard With A Permanent Marker And Continued The Drawing With An Erasable Marker And Made It To Be A Cat And My English Teacher Wanted To Write On The Blackboard So She Tried To Erase

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