meladoodle: my director yesterday was like ‘alright grab the nearest hottest person and kiss them on the lips’ as a joke so i said ‘haha i can’t kiss myself’ and no one heard except this one guy and so he stole my joke and shouted ‘I CAN’T

meladoodle: my director yesterday was like ‘alright grab the nearest hottest person and kiss them on the lips’ as a joke so i said ‘haha i can’t kiss myself’ and no one heard except this one guy and so he stole my joke and shouted ‘I CAN’T

Willyumbeckett: One Time This Guy In My Class Drew A Penis On The Blackboard With A Permanent Marker And Continued The Drawing With An Erasable Marker And Made It To Be A Cat And My English Teacher Wanted To Write On The Blackboard So She Tried To Erase

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I Want To Be Feminine And Pretty And Adored But I Also Want To Strike Fear Into The Hearts Of Everyone And Wear Tuxedos.

Yes-This-Is-Patrick: Greentea-Addict: Itseasytoremember: Meu-Mix: Yes I Support Gay Rights Yes I Would Care If You Died No I’m Not Going To Reblog That Post Yes I’m Glad David Karp Made This Website No I Will Not Call Him Daddy Yes I Think Cancer

Kittening: A Male Celebrity Can Literally Beat His Girlfriend Half To Death And Still Enjoy A Successful Career With Millions Of Adoring Fans A Female Celebrity Can Gain A Few Pounds And She’s Shunned, Mocked, And Ridiculed By Thousands Of People Over

Sad Boy, Pretty Boy

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Australiansanta: “What The Hell Is Denny’s” “What The Hell Is Ihop” I Swear To God

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