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kittening: a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over

kittening: a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over

kittening:  a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and

kittening:  a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and

Sad Boy, Pretty Boy

Sad Boy, Pretty Boy

Thepreciousthing: Twooctavesapart: Whovian-At-Hogwarts: Product0Fsociety: Prancingmalfoys: Guyz, Harry Potter Has Two Shirts. One For Winter And One For Summer, How Practical Of You Harry. Except The Top One Is His Weird Hallucination World.

Thepreciousthing:  Twooctavesapart:  Whovian-At-Hogwarts:  Product0Fsociety:  Prancingmalfoys:

Australiansanta: “What The Hell Is Denny’s” “What The Hell Is Ihop” I Swear To God

Australiansanta:  “What The Hell Is Denny’s” “What The Hell Is Ihop” I

Woooo-Weeee-Woooo: Totheclotpole: Leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas: Leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas: Toolofatook: Leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas: Omg What If All Of The Weapons In The Lord Of The Rings Were Replaced With Pool Noodles

Woooo-Weeee-Woooo:  Totheclotpole:  Leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:  Leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

Pooka-Saurus: Shining-Vagina: Carlyjespen: Why Can’t Plane Tickets Be Like 10 Dollars Why Can’t Concert Tickets Be Like 10 Dollars Why Can’t Everything Be Like 10 Dollars I’m Not Paying 10 Dollars For A Candy Bar Fuck You

Pooka-Saurus:  Shining-Vagina:  Carlyjespen:   Why Can’t Plane Tickets Be Like

Thefuuuucomics: “Hey /B/ Can You Please Photoshop The Sun Between My Fingers?”

Thefuuuucomics:  “Hey /B/ Can You Please Photoshop The Sun Between My Fingers?”

Paigeleighs: Making The Absolute Best Out Of A Bad Situation

Paigeleighs:  Making The Absolute Best Out Of A Bad Situation

Bl-Ind: *Slam Dunks Your Opinion Into The Trash*

Bl-Ind:  *Slam Dunks Your Opinion Into The Trash*

Smells Like A Freakshow

Smells Like A Freakshow

Rabioheab: [Old Man On Death Bed Voice] I Have Spent….. My Entire Life….. *Wheezes* Stealing The “L” Sign From Public Schools So That It Says “Pubic School”… *Gasps For Air* And I Need You… To Continue My Legacy… I Need You… To Make

Rabioheab:  [Old Man On Death Bed Voice] I Have Spent….. My Entire Life….. *Wheezes*

Curtisthehuman: Hotwhiteguy: Blackmanspenis: Methlabrador: What If One Day For 24 Hours Everyone With A Tumblr Turned Into Whatever Their Url Is  Fuck Finally Well My Day Would Be Boring 

Curtisthehuman:  Hotwhiteguy:  Blackmanspenis:  Methlabrador:  What If One Day For

Turkeyinacan: You Are Not A Pear, You Are Not An Hourglass, You Are Not An Apple; You Are A Human Being, With Bumps And Crevices And Scars. You Are A Million Shapes Rolled Into One. You Are A Universe Within Yourself. You Are A Human Being, And You Are

Turkeyinacan:  You Are Not A Pear, You Are Not An Hourglass, You Are Not An Apple;

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