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australiansanta: “what the hell is Denny’s” “what the hell is ihop” I swear to god

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Thefuuuucomics: “Hey /B/ Can You Please Photoshop The Sun Between My Fingers?”

Paigeleighs: Making The Absolute Best Out Of A Bad Situation

Bl-Ind: Slam Dunks Your Opinion Into The Trash

Smells Like A Freakshow

Rabioheab: [Old Man On Death Bed Voice] I Have Spent….. My Entire Life….. Wheezes Stealing The “L” Sign From Public Schools So That It Says “Pubic School”… Gasps For Air And I Need You… To Continue My Legacy… I Need You… To Make

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Turkeyinacan: You Are Not A Pear, You Are Not An Hourglass, You Are Not An Apple; You Are A Human Being, With Bumps And Crevices And Scars. You Are A Million Shapes Rolled Into One. You Are A Universe Within Yourself. You Are A Human Being, And You Are

Loaning: Why Am I Laughing So Much

Hayden The Lesbian

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