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Among The Dead

Dont You Just Hate It When And Ex Tried To Get Back Into The Picture.

Mister-Sunny: Mister-Sunny: The-Chosen-Juan: Mister-Sunny: Mister-Sunny: So I Opened My Fucking Oven Today, To See This Gooey Cheesey Shit And I Was Like - Who The Fuck Left Cheese In The Fucking Oven? Then I Fucking Looked Into It Andit Wasnt

Reichenbackdatassup: I Dropped A Tater Tot Down My Shirt And Laughed For Five Minutes Because I Looked Down My Bra And Whispered “….. Titty Tots”

Soudas: Can You Even Sue The President Like What If You Tried To Sue Obama And You Just Got A Letter Back Saying “No” And He Came To Your House And Did The Worm

Queeniman: What The Fuck

Terezodactyl: My-Other-Plans-Fell-Through: Fucking…Makes Me Sick Fucking Beliebers What The Fuck

Shittyexgirlfriend: Darrynek: Rabioheab: What’s Cooler Than Being Cool? Hypothermia Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright

Ashazzminscreed: Omfgcate: Dqdbpb: We’re Halfway Thru April, U Know What Tht Means? #Its Gonna Be May How Does This Make Me Laugh Every Fucking Year!?

Knockingonmyheart: Castieltheangelofthursgay: If I Was A Teacher I’d Probably Research My Students Online And Find Their Blog And Then If They Were Being Dicks I Could Be Like “Yeah You’re Gonna Do That Assignment On Time And You’re Gonna Like

Youarefuckingmajestic: Remember, If You’re Not Going To Be Leaving The House There Is Absolutely No Reason To Change Out Of Your Pyjamas. Stay Comfortable, You Deserve It, You Magnificent Bastard

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