mister-sunny: mister-sunny: the-chosen-juan: mister-sunny: mister-sunny: so i opened my fucking oven today, to see this gooey cheesey shit and i was like - who the fuck left cheese in the fucking oven? then i fucking looked into it anDIT WASNT

mister-sunny: mister-sunny: the-chosen-juan: mister-sunny: mister-sunny: so i opened my fucking oven today, to see this gooey cheesey shit and i was like - who the fuck left cheese in the fucking oven? then i fucking looked into it anDIT WASNT

Reichenbackdatassup: I Dropped A Tater Tot Down My Shirt And Laughed For Five Minutes Because I Looked Down My Bra And Whispered “….. Titty Tots”

Soudas: Can You Even Sue The President Like What If You Tried To Sue Obama And You Just Got A Letter Back Saying “No” And He Came To Your House And Did The Worm

Queeniman: What The Fuck

Terezodactyl: My-Other-Plans-Fell-Through: Fucking…Makes Me Sick Fucking Beliebers What The Fuck

Shittyexgirlfriend: Darrynek: Rabioheab: What’s Cooler Than Being Cool? Hypothermia Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright

Ashazzminscreed: Omfgcate: Dqdbpb: We’re Halfway Thru April, U Know What Tht Means? #Its Gonna Be May How Does This Make Me Laugh Every Fucking Year!?

Knockingonmyheart: Castieltheangelofthursgay: If I Was A Teacher I’d Probably Research My Students Online And Find Their Blog And Then If They Were Being Dicks I Could Be Like “Yeah You’re Gonna Do That Assignment On Time And You’re Gonna Like

Youarefuckingmajestic: Remember, If You’re Not Going To Be Leaving The House There Is Absolutely No Reason To Change Out Of Your Pyjamas. Stay Comfortable, You Deserve It, You Magnificent Bastard

The North Remembers

Laugh Your Breasts Off

Ashhatestherain: Dampsandwich: Scienceing: Buttrisekingdom: Zach Efron Wrestling An Alligator I Don’t Think I Need Anything Else In My Life The Thing Didnt Move An Inch #The Alligator Was Just Chillin There Minding It’s Own Fucking Business

Smells Like A Freakshow

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