super-gay-natural: esper-sparrow: when people get angry at you for liking snakes THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE

super-gay-natural: esper-sparrow: when people get angry at you for liking snakes THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE

Y0Ungandfragile: Consulting-God-Of-Badassery: Forevercryingbecausemerlin: Arealmonsterxvx: Samapitongzabala: Whentherestrouble: Flimzy: People Who’re Always Up In The Middle Of The Night Are Either: Lonely In Love Or Sad Or Watching Anime

Lovequotesrus: Everything Love

Timeywimeyteapot: Elizabitchtaylor: Yes, I Support Traditional Marriage. A Union Between One Middle-Aged Man And A 13-Year-Old Girl For A Dowry Of Eighteen Cows. Whoa There We Agreed On 20 And 2 Chickens

The North Remembers

I Dare You Not To Love Me

Dosopod: “You Don’t Look Depressed Though” Oh Yeah Sorry I Forgot To Bring My Literal Dark Cloud With Me Today

Transparentbandstuff: From The Shadow Moses Video Transparenttt

Attains: Attains: If I Were A Murderer I’d Be The Febreze Murderer And Lead My Victims Blindfolded To Undisclosed Locations And I’d Ask Them What They Smelled And They’d Be Like “Omg Ocean Air And Tulips” And Then I’d Rip Off The Blindfold

Partybarackisinthehousetonight: Son That’s It You’re Grounded. I Found A Rap Album Hiding Under Your Bed And It Was The Clean Version. I Didn’t Raise You To Be Such A Nerd

Orangeasaurus: Sick-Kids-Are-Cool: I’m Sorry If You’re Going To Ask What’s Wrong, And I Reply I Don’t Feel Good. I’d Rather You Say Okay And Move On Than ” You Never Feel Good” Yeah I’m Fucking Aware Of That. Thanks For Telling Me.

Jaygotjokes: Thesedarktwistedfantasies: It’s Hypnotizing. It’s Amazing How Something So Destructive And Chaotic Could Be So Beautiful. Tis Life

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