Surf and Turf

Surf and Turf

Leftforbed: Leftforbed: Mcsnuggie: True Self Control Is Waiting Until The Movie Starts To Eat Your Popcorn Why Would The Movie Eat My Popcorn Nevermind I Get It

Detrecto: Smileforbeingalive: Ibelieveingreatness: Ollivander: Atalkingdonut: It’s Trying To Whisper Something To Me. Moisturize Me I Tried To Scroll Past It I Really Did But It Was Calling Me Moisturize Me Bapapapapapapapapap

Never Half Ass Two Things, Whole Ass One Thing.

Ggaga: I Hate How You’re Just Born Out Of Nowhere And You’re Forced To Go To School And Get Education So You Can Get A Job What If I Wanted To Be A Duck

Optineo: Do You Ever Just Really Want To Kiss Someone And All You Can Think About Is Kissing Them And Their Lips And Their Tongue And The Little Noises They Make And Kissing Their Neck And Collarbones And Biting Their Lips And God You Just Can’t Stop

Spiritual Aqua

Grassleaves: Ringaroundthebusterposey: This Isn’t Lasagna You Piece Of Shit This Shit Was About To Get Me Kicked Out Of The Library.

Bitchylesbian: I Preach Body Positivity All The Fucking Time But When It Comes To Liking My Own Body I’m Shit

Spiritual Aqua

Surf And Turf

Johneggbutt: Have-A-Plate-Of-Fuck-You-Too: Mousaka: You Came To The Wrong Neighborhood, Motherfucker That Is The Angriest Zebra I Have Ever Seen In My Life It Gets Funnier The More I Watch It

Metrobussy: When U Boutta Prove A Bitch How Wrong They Are

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