Spongebob Squarepants

Thefacelessmage: Remember To Leave Out Milk And Cookies For Captain America Tonight When He Comes To Leave Presents Under Your Flag.

Mxltishxppertrxsh: Do You Ever Just Want To Know A Fictional Character In Real Life So Much That It Physically Hurts

Darkest Of Lights

Lady-Antacobellum:what Many People Who Aren’t Americans Don’t Understand Is That On Our Independence Day, If You Aren’t Wearing Red, White, And Blue, The Great Eagle ® Flies Down And Takes You Away. It’s True.

Be Nice Or Leave.

Theatrical: Sleep? Who The Fuck Is That? She Bad?? She Got Friends??

Tayloracleswift:

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Beyonslayed: Grabs My Own Ass Who You Getting Thicc For

Coltre: I Bought This Beautiful Lamp And I Don’t Think I Will Ever Turn It Off

Welcome To Hell

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