djpaulyd: the fact that 15 year olds have more money than me because they lip synced to the weekend asking for coochie on musically makes me want to use my eyes as martini decorations

djpaulyd: the fact that 15 year olds have more money than me because they lip synced to the weekend asking for coochie on musically makes me want to use my eyes as martini decorations

I Have Never Been More Satisfied Sexually Ever In My Lifei Dont Know What I Did To Deserve Him But Goddamn I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Want To Lose Him 😍😘💦

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Yeahdragon: Yeahdragon: Yeahdragon: Yeahdragon: Yeahdragon: Yall Have No Idea Just How Badly I Want To Cook Some Rice In Gatorade I Hope To God Im Doing This Right Im Not Sure How To Feel About This Update: The Gatorade Didnt Give The Rice Any Flavor

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Dappermouth:they Say No One Is Living Here–But The Lights Come On, Once Every Year.

I Love A Good Quickie In The Kitchen Before Work 😍💦

Mariabarring: Doesnt Play Game For 6 MonthsForgets ControlsGoes Back To Game Where Am I??/ Who Am I??? What Should I Do?? Who The Fuck Is That?? Who The Fuck Are You??What???

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