napoleonspookyhard: we’ve reached the point in the semester in which i must weigh the pros and cons of not dropping out and becoming a stripper

napoleonspookyhard: we’ve reached the point in the semester in which i must weigh the pros and cons of not dropping out and becoming a stripper

Deductism: Misha-Bawlins: How Is This Not All Over Tumblr Jesus Take The Motherfucking Wheel

Lost And Disillusioned

Officerparker: I’m Not Used To Someone Putting Me Firstwell, Get Used To It

Who-Ya-Callin-Pinhead: Yea We Have Squirrels In Canada

I Aint Dead Bitch

Toralei: My Kitten Was Out Of Control So I Zipped Him Into The Hoodie With Me To Try And Calm Him Down But He Crawled Down And Out Of The Sleeve

I Aint Dead Bitch

Lascocks: Bricksandivy: So Today In Class We Learned That When The Female Clown Fish Dies, The Male Mate Will Change Its Sex And Then Reproduce With Its Own Children So To Keep Passing On Its Genetic Material. I’m Guessing That’s Why Nemo’s Dad

Justbeingme1626: Slytherintimelord: He Jumped. From 24 Miles Up In Space. And Landed. On His Fucking Feet. I Can’t Even Jump Off A Swing And Land On My Feet

Another Sentimental Argument And Bitter Love

(Don’t Laugh!)

Ghostsam: Four Score And Seventy Years Ago I Wore A Funny Hat!

Roughanal Roughsex