unclefather: things people have yelled in a bath and body works store: “wtf is a eucalyptus” “this smells like my grandma” “wtf does “wood” smell like” “this is bs i’m going home”

unclefather: things people have yelled in a bath and body works store: “wtf is a eucalyptus” “this smells like my grandma” “wtf does “wood” smell like” “this is bs i’m going home”

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Thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: I Feel So Betrayed

Hahah Omg. My Little Sister&Amp;Rsquo;S Friend Came Over And My Dog Bit Her And Like A Few Hours Later She Was Being A Little Bitch So My Brother Was Like Wanna Know A Secret? I Told Him To Bite You.

Doctorwho: “I’m 31, I Don’t Have A Christmas List Anymore.” Doctor Who: Dinosaurs On A Spaceship

A-Little-Bit-Nerdy: What Happens In The Library…

Pleasure Over Matter

Panda4Ces: Smartkidswith-Toomuchtosay: This Is Literally The Cutest Thing In The World All These Disney Characters Had Sex You’re Welcome.

Everything Stays

Ginchiest: When Called, They Each Came For Different Reasons.

Not Without Him

Brella: Mom Just Got Home I Stormed Out Into The Garage To Meet Her And Yelled “Bed Empty! No Note! Car Gone! You Could Have Died!” She Looked So Ashamed Of Herself

That Fucking Nerd...

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