Fasterfood: U Wake Up On Christmas Morning And Go Downstairs, Full Of Excitement. Somebody Is Stealing All Of Your Christmas Presents. It Is Jesus. “Its My Birthday, Not Yours” He Hisses Menacingly, Then Runs Away With All Your Gifts In His Arms
aweepingangel: the purpose of life size cutouts is to scare the shit out of people in the middle of the night
