omg in my science class someone asked how a person’s heart could beat 192 times per minute, and the teacher said when you’re running.. from the devil

omg in my science class someone asked how a person’s heart could beat 192 times per minute, and the teacher said when you’re running.. from the devil

Anclrew: Yes Im A Girl Yes I Smoke Video Games

Icorly: Please Allow 5 To 7 Business Days For Me To Understand The Joke You Just Made

It Me

Hopeyourpiewasworthit: He’s Like An Overprotective Fatherwho Occasionally Tries To Kill Him

Allons-Y!

Must Be Nice

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Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, 1986

Eisenburrito: When I Find Myself In Times Of Trouble Robert Pattinson Comes To Me Speaking Words Of Wisdom “My Favorite Animal Would Definitely Be An Elephant. Because, Well, It’s Not Just A Pet. You Can Lie Under It And It’s Basically A House.”

Sosilvergreen: Put That Ring Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me: A Trilogy

#Best Character Introduction Ever Basically

Thesockmonkeyrenegade: #Bitches Don’t Know About My Rhosgobel Rabbits

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