Bolto: When I Die I Want That Cool Thing Done Where They Take Your Ashes And Pressurise Them Enough To Turn Them Into A Precious Gem. I Then Want That Gem Forged Into A Swords Hilt So My Heir Can Avenge Me Because Im Not Dying Unless Im Killed I Can
chrismydisneyprince: shut up lucifer this isnt funny i love my hair
