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geometricdeathtrap: I went to go take a shower and there’s a goddamn frozen turkey floating in the tub I fucking hate Thanksgiving

geometricdeathtrap: I went to go take a shower and there’s a goddamn frozen turkey floating in the tub I fucking hate Thanksgiving

geometricdeathtrap:  I went to go take a shower and there’s a goddamn frozen turkey

Rnugler: Thecaucasian-Asian: Nutellaesmerelda: Animated Art Gif Squint At It When You Look At It This Is Incredible

Rnugler:  Thecaucasian-Asian:  Nutellaesmerelda:  Animated Art Gif  Squint At It

Out-In-The-Open: It’s Funny. He Is Always Shocked When He Finds Out That Other People Are Virgins, But When It Comes To Himself, He Is So Excited. What An Adorable Asshole! 

Out-In-The-Open:  It’s Funny. He Is Always Shocked When He Finds Out That Other

Kahl-Ocelot: Everywhere Is A Bed If You Try Hard Enough

Kahl-Ocelot:  Everywhere Is A Bed If You Try Hard Enough

Igottakeepaneyeoutforselener: The-Treble: He Tries So Hard No To Say, “A Big Black Cock.” Only 15 Seconds. Worth The Watch. Thats Not Even The Best Part Of The Video

Igottakeepaneyeoutforselener:  The-Treble:  He Tries So Hard No To Say, “A Big

Stay Classy Or Fuck Off

Stay Classy Or Fuck Off

Stay Classy Or Fuck Off

Stay Classy Or Fuck Off

Unfollovving: If You’re Gonna Keep Being Cute Then You’ll Have To Kiss Me, I’m Sorry I Don’t Make The Rules

Unfollovving:   If You’re Gonna Keep Being Cute Then You’ll Have To Kiss Me,

I Love You, Alive Girl

I Love You, Alive Girl

The-Face-Of-Boe-They-Called-Me10: Xrdj: Characters/Actors  I Literally Do Not Know Which Is Which For Rdj/ Ts

The-Face-Of-Boe-They-Called-Me10:  Xrdj:  Characters/Actors   I Literally Do Not

Riley James

Riley James

It Me

It Me

Miseraboolia: Did I Ever Tell You Guys About The Time I Asked The Waiter At Pei Wei For A Couple Fortune Cookies And He Grabbed Two Handfuls And Ran Over And Shoved Them In My Bag And Whispered “Run”

Miseraboolia:  Did I Ever Tell You Guys About The Time I Asked The Waiter At Pei

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