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Cronenbergian landscapes from the ‘90s, courtesy of Windows 95.

Cronenbergian landscapes from the ‘90s, courtesy of Windows 95.

Cronenbergian landscapes from the ‘90s, courtesy of Windows 95.

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Gimme Danger Little Strangerand I Feel With You At Easegimme Danger Little Strangerand I Feel Your Diseasethere&Amp;Rsquo;S Nothing In My Dreamsjust Some Ugly Memorieskiss Me Like The Ocean Breezenow If You Will Be My Loveri Wish You Were Insanebut You Can&Amp;Rs

Gimme Danger Little Strangerand I Feel With You At Easegimme Danger Little Strangerand

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Ohnoproblems: Silverbium: See You In Hell Fuck Cops

Ohnoproblems:  Silverbium:  See You In Hell  Fuck Cops

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Hahahahahaha. I Live For The &Amp;Ldquo;Bro&Amp;Rdquo; Entries In Urban Dictionary. Bro-World Is A Sad, Little World (Like A Gigantic Collage Of Grey*, Fears And Predictability).  *Borrowing Richard Richard&Amp;Rsquo;S Words. 

Hahahahahaha. I Live For The &Amp;Ldquo;Bro&Amp;Rdquo; Entries In Urban Dictionary.

Scalading Scales. On The Last Pic My Arm Looks All Anatomically Incorrect, But Trust Me, It&Amp;Rsquo;S Only The Angle And The Strange Position, The Rest Of It Is Correctly Weird As Usual ^^ 

Scalading Scales. On The Last Pic My Arm Looks All Anatomically Incorrect, But Trust

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Gwnne: My Partner Tried To Call Me A Sweetheart The Other Day But He Misspelled It And I Read It As “Sweetbeard” And Then I Decided That This Is What Dwarf Couples Call Each Other So, Naturally, Here Are Two Dwarves On A Date

Gwnne:  My Partner Tried To Call Me A Sweetheart The Other Day But He Misspelled

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