Leofitzisms: According To Hetero Dating Law The Girl Shouldn’t Pay For Her Meal Which, Logically, Means That If Two Girls Go On A Date Together Nobody Pays And They Get Everything For Free But The Catch Is That They Have To Stand The Whole Time Bc
alegbra: bold text in lowercase kinda feels like when a parent is really steamed but they’re talking in a low composed tone so you know you’re in the shit now
