Wattpadfic: Its So Funny When Men Hug Each Other And Start Slamming Their Palms Against Each Other’s Backs To Keep It From Bein A Romantic Embrace Like They Gotta Give Each Other Fucking Scoliosis To Prevent Gayness
actualdogvines: “When your dog freezes while she’s walking across the yard because she spots a chipmunk 5’ in front of her.”
