twister: “Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend’s success.” — Oscar Wilde (via coral)

twister: “Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend’s success.” — Oscar Wilde (via coral)

Slomps: Slomps: Slomps: Apparently If You Saw Yourself In Person, You Wouldn’t Recognise Yourself So My Biggest Question Is, What The Fuck Do I Look Like And Do I Look Hot

Naturaekos: ““True Love Never Forces.”” — William Paul Young, The Shack (Via Minuty)

Itstenafterfour: Brooklyn99Fanatic: Timgayterson: This Has To Be One Of B99’S Best Opens Generally One Of Televisions Best Openings Please Watch Brooklyn Nine Nine

Psych-Facts: “I Have New Passions, New Thoughts, New Ideas. I Am Different, But You Must Not Like Me Less. I Am Changed, But You Must Always Be My Friend…Don’t Leave Me…And Don’t Quarrel With Me. I Am What I Am. There Is Nothing More To Be

So-Meticulous: Yourlocalgothgirlfriend: Apolkadotnerd: In Honor Of Me Rejecting A Boy Today, Here Is My Mom Turning Down A Marriage Proposal From A Fuckboy In The Early 90S On National Television. Enjoy. I’m The Dude Continuously Playing The Guitar

10Knotes: Date Night

Mjalti:i Know It Sounds Fake But You Really Do Have A Lot Of Silent Lovers On This Planet Who Look At You And Wish They Had Your Smile Or Your Hair Color Or Your Humor Or Your Intellect Or Your Intentions Or Your Heart, Your Manners, Your Eyes, Your Ease,

Sixpenceee:lol

Dou-G: When You Accidentally Touch The Cashiers’ Hand When You’re Giving Them Money

Simplycolettemariee: “Taps Bong With Lighter “Id Like To Make A Toast”” —

Zodiacmind: How You’d Lose Your Chance With A Zodiac Sign!

Ahaze: Sixpenceee: A Brontosaurus Was Carved Out Of Pumpkins. Whaaat

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