naturally-sythentic: okay i need to talk about an issue so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd and how it had this: and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was

naturally-sythentic: okay i need to talk about an issue so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd and how it had this: and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was

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Libertybeforedeath: Once You Get A Taste Of Sleeping Next To Someone, Sleeping Alone In Your Own Bed Really Sucks.

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Gayinsect: I Luv Kids They Are So Much Funner To Talk To Than Adults. I Asked A Toddler Today Whats Up And He Said “Ten” With Such Conviction I Really Did Believe It Was An Adequate Response To My Question For A Second

Peaceofmind98: If I Ever Live Near The Ocean Im Finding A House With This.

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Caliifornication: Wearing Lace Bras And Panties Makes Me Feel 100X Hotter Than I Actually Am

Pretentiousmetaphors: Fuckingcockstars: Dunrath: Bring Me The Horizon - Can You Feel My Heart [X] Are Those Fan Letters In The Back?? That’s Too Precious.

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