piranhabat: jakemalik: *drops food on floor* germs: go get it! quick! king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

piranhabat: jakemalik: drops food on floor germs: go get it! quick! king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

Cunt3Rparts: It’s So Cute When You Talk To Someone A Lot And You Notice Your Phrases Slowly Slipping Into Their Vocabulary

Six-Times-Septi

Taco-Bell-Rey: Disney Channel Halloween Episodes

Spongebob Squarepants

Royalblackpirate: Twoblueeyes: Mermaids By Sully-S Never Knew I Needed…

Worldfam0Us: Dunbar | Wf

Ruinedchildhood: She Warned Him.

Clgdoublelifts: Mentioning Internet Friends To Parents We Went To School Together Before They Moved Away A Couple Years Ago.. Did I Never Mention Them.. Weird.. Totally Went To School Together..

Sweatpantsandsportsbras: If Your Boyfriend Makes Jokes About Your Body, Weight, Eating Disorder, Recovery, Etc, Make A Joke About How He’s Single And Then Walk Out The Door Because That Is Some Fucken Bullshit And You Are A Bad Bitch Who Deserves Better

J0Ye: Well I Know What Im Doing This Thanksgiving

Designated Dreamer

Eggaroo: Cannibalucifer: Funnybrunette: Do You Just Ever Get So Mad That You Mentally Insult Every Single Thing That People Do Around You Like &Amp;Ldquo;Hey I Finished This Question&Amp;Rdquo; Good For You Little Fucking Brat Like Wow Didnt Anyone Teach

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