Buzzfeed:i Realize That Our Tumblr Strategy Has Never Specifically Focused On The Baseball Fandom, But Can We All Please Take A Minute To Appreciate That The Person Who Tweeted This Is Obviously A Wizard Of Some Sort.
You need to marry someone you'd still be down to fuck real quick in the laundry room while the kids are watching 'The Lion King' downstairs and there's only ten minutes left on the timer till you need to take the dinosaur nuggets out the oven.
