snoipahkat: its my brother’s 18th birthday in a few hours and my dad just grabbed him by the shoulders and said “listen son. tomorrow, you can be legally tried as an adult for first-degree murder, so if you need to kill anybody, go do it now”

snoipahkat: its my brother’s 18th birthday in a few hours and my dad just grabbed him by the shoulders and said “listen son. tomorrow, you can be legally tried as an adult for first-degree murder, so if you need to kill anybody, go do it now”

Sunshinewithfitturtles: I Love This.

Blameaspartame: Hamster Why

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Leydi Morfa

Keepcalmandjohnlennon: Yes Lord . #Text #Smartphowned (Taken With Instagram)

Leydi Morfa

Phillipmark: Brightfuse: In N Out Is Literally The Best It Sucks If You Dont Live In Cali Hey Man.. Five Guys Is Way Up There Too.

You Either Break Up, Or Marry Them.

Mulder, It's Me

Niallersfridgeraiders: Nocnyswiat: Nikosnature: Can We Take A Moment To Admire What Was Considered Style In The 90S. Can We Take A Moment To Admire The Fact That His Reply Is “‘Cause Our Kids Would Look Like Horses.” He Does Not Say, “I Can’t

When I Get My Period.

The-Leaky-Sink-Of-Sentiment: For The First 15 Seconds After Getting My Period: I’m Not Pregnant!!!!! After Those First 15 Seconds:

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